Rael's Diary Second Entry

We kill many spider and so drinking an Sleeping little . I go first light to place to buy thing alone as I like. I buy very nice dressings and fancy bow and special arrows. The man likes my pickle smell, I will be back . Next I walk back to nice inn and we are now all walking to place with many guards to be hearing from man who threatens me, now man very double double scary to me and I choose not to kill him for now. Still tho he pay me gold but says not to kill his prisoners, I torture this man for him? Is polite to kill after torture for rewarding the information man to him. The man knows not this but still offers Job to us . Fus dragon man and Fart elf join us and I give them some of my potions , after all they needs and the foot clan, oh man we so tight like brother and I travel long time with them and I am trusting . Next we take job and man tells of cult of dragon crates and it seems these dragon people and spiders are to friending with unknown plots . We decide to go south to calimport, I do not like this , going where slaves are common, it disgusts me , but I must kill the spiders and so I go. We get each nice horsey and food , and we riding to big adandoned castle , people sell things and we are to buying , bastion run off with very nice one as always and in the morning we go inside to look at haunted place. Locals say not to do this. Is dark, is scary , trap almost kill me.. We go back, people were right ... This place, it is not for us yet. So we go, later we hear that place got attacked by ogre who hear loud trap sound and many are killed, as hilarious as that is I must digest. Traveling south we stop in town and go to shopping around before leaving for memnon , we find local black market and big assholes toss me out for being too much with the hands . I am pissed so I going to rob someone. I find gem man and wait until he sleep, I unlock door and sneaky sneaky. I manage to loot 2 small safes before pressing luck and going to basement, I open door and get crushed by trap, waking up next morning in bad pain in jail cell, I talking to nice guard and break off nail for to lock picking when guard is getting me water, next guard takes shift, notices my broken cot and comes in to move me to new cell, I steal keys and lock him inside, a lot of running and chasing hahaha they cannot catch me. But they do slice me a few times , I manage to steal back all of my things and sneaky sneak into shadows on roof tops, I am resting now , what a fun day, I wishing I still had gems , but glad I escape from jail, what great adventure , I will need to leave town soon,