Varienetics

Varienetics ZM300 solidified into light . Supreme. Illuminated spirits magnified in the eyes of the many. The orbs of time and mystic wonders beholden to ye of power. Many ways to this power . Many ways many paths. Relaying of light and time transfixed through memories of ancient minds from hidden realms. This power lies within the air , warmed by the power of the grand star , the sun of earth . No ordinary star , this sun , the grand star illuminates and shines the power. the power to fold and bend reality lies within the bodies and minds of animals on this planet earth. Using the sun they create their worlds . Human beasts learned tool usage and fed off the sun to grow and bend the world using alchemy and magic , calling this science to dull it's power . This power is available to every person on this earth planet . You are capable of great wonders and magics on to yourself now and forever be. The blight of human kind are the gremlin race that has for centuries deviled humanity. Those invisible tormenters who draw the power from all of the living. The gremlin can inhabit the bodies of weak or evil people and are responsible for all the ills of society from all times . The gremlin race were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs . The gremlins live in a flat version of our world and are pan dimensional beings who can influence the world of men for their selfish and greedy means . The order of the rabbit was founded at the dawn of humanity and was responsible for teaching pyramid technology to the many cultures who practiced the early versions of what has become Varietology. Using Varienetic techniques and practices and intentional direction of harmonic energies , one can harness the given sun energy to create a force field that blocks the gremlins from influencing you. Starting first with purging the existing gremlins from ones self .This process involves a technique called Reaming , and is practiced by clutching a curved bar of tin in each hand connected by a thin wire, and making a very high pitched sound for as long as you can , grabbing large quantities or Reams of solar energy. This practice of Reaming and purging the existing gremlins from ones self is called solar energetics . Each time one has a session in solar energetics one gains experience. This can be quantified by the administrator of the process, this one is known as the mind master . These experience points accumulate and culminate in a leveling . This leveling reveals more of the sacred text and grands a title and rank in the church. This leveling is a cleansing of gremlins , at level 8 one is free of all gremlins and Is able to start training for adopting powers from the Suns power. Each level takes approximately 10-47 sessions of solar energetics to earn . Sessions are only $32 and this is only really a suggested donation to the church. Lv0 Lv1 300 Lv2 900 Lv3 2,700 Lv4 6,500 Lv5 14,000 Lv6 23,000 Lv7 34,000 Lv8 48,000 Lv9 64,000 Lv10 85,000 Lv11 100,000 Lv12 120,000 Lv13 140,000 Lv14 165,000 Lv15 195,000 Lv16 225,000 Lv17 265,000 Lv18 305,000 On ones first solar energetics session One is rated by the mind master to see where their natural talents lie, it is possible to start off at a higher level than zero if one is deemed worthy my the mind master. What can be told to the people at level zero is the truth of the world around them , the very nature of reality and the existence of the invisible gremlins that have always hindered the progress of mankind and the bane of all the societies he builds and stealer of the magics he draws naturally from the sun, night time is when the gremlins dwell.the gremlin , like humanity needs the energy of the sun but cannot bare to be in its light directly , unless the gremlin finds itself a host body . Most people have 2-6 gremlins living within them, corrupting them and causing the problems they have on a daily basis , this is amplified by astrological influences and season of the year, the winter time is cold solely because of the existence of gremlins , who make it cold, using the earths stored solar energy . On Kinesthetic body rhythmotion. You have to channel all the energy harvested from seller energetics to your solar plexus. That's how it got its name.. It's located at the heart chakra and from there you can use the energy in many different ways. Commonly expressed through kinesthetic body rhythmotion As you level up, these rhythmotions become more fluid and more powerful. And once you reach supreme levels, The body becomes unnecessary. Rhythmotions are able to reach and touch the ethereal and astral planes. And the consumption or ingestion of certain substances can either nourish and strengthen or weaken the pan dimensional gremlins inside. Using the ancient techniques to ward off the gremlins has been in effect since the dawn of time , these priests of Varienetics have fought the war against the evil of the gremlin for centuries . Those corrupted and infected individuals who the gremlins have used to seize power have suppressed and hindered this knowledge from spreading to the populous . These evil people have infected the media to make a mockery of the gremlin race and convinced many that the gremlins do not really exist . They even made two movies trivializing the existence of gremlins , which were secretly and ironically based on true stories, and written by gremlin infested Hollywood hot shots to spread the anti reality most live in. A world wear invisible gremlins and solar energetics do not exist , a damned world. The goal of Varietology is to spread this knowledge and help humanity rid itself of the oppression of the silent plague of gremlin vermin that hurt us all.