Rael's Diary

I wakes up in the large arm of Arkvir , head double double pounding and the hurting is full. Friend tells of little man get boom boom from over powered merchant lady and we have to leave right away! We leave word to our friends to meet us south and we leave town. Next I smell something like garbage and climb climb to find hiding gnoll Warriors , I hate gnolls, I wanting to see him dead strike him with aarow , next we battle and kill many gnolls, trade way is a little safer and I tell this to soldier guard as we enter zazzaspear .we go see fancy man dance and play lovely musics and 2 spiders catch my eye, I hear warning in head to go to room of fancy man before killing these men, I hate spiders, I wanting to see them dead. I wait for Arkvir and we help ourselves to piss for wine and modest cheese. Fancy man arrives , calls himself Bastion, he warn us of killing men in bar and ask us to help with alerting city guard , I jump out the window immediately of course and hide on the roof, spiders wait and finally Bastion and Arkvir start fighting with spiders and one is killed, I am a little upset I didn't get to kill any spider yet..they arrest one and take to fortress for questioning , I follow on rooftop sneaky sneaky , they go inside and I rest and then go find myself a shop to rob real quick, all sneaky sneaky I unlock door and go in very very quick and grab potions then leave and boom back on roof, they go back to inn so I follow and back up the window into my room for some sleeps, next of the days I eat much food and follow them again on roof to fortress, this time man sees me and we are talking, I decide not to kill him and go down to meet my friends , they lead me into large room where they talkin about liscence to be killing spiders, this I am liking . I go downstairs and torture the shit out of the captive and learn of tunnel and crap warehouse where many spiders are living. We make plan to fill the inn with guard and lure spiders to performance for trap, bastion talks to head of spiders like friend and they give up, one man try to shoot guard but he fall as soon as I strike him, I am double double fast. Next we go to big building , I climb to top and see dock around back and exposed back as well, I scope out area and go back to meet friends , they go inside front door as I go back up top, snipe 2 out of the 3 dock guards and climb down to first floor in time to see my friends they have killed many spiders , I check out dock and find some food and a spider ring and a loose sewer gate, I sneaky around the basement and we are going down the tunnel , bastion getting rat bit and big dragon man fighting a slimy man, don't worry, I kill them both for them , it is nice . I follow light and see many slave people's and unlocking the door dragon man leave with them, I am rounding corner and see hiding spider , I hit , they break loosing of hell as I go into creepy chapel with paintings , and round corner I see 5 men and double double shiny golds and large chests of gems . I shoot man, he does not die and I sneaky sneaky away , meeting up with Arkvir I may have said something loudly and they find me, I shoot at man and he does not die, I run very very fast around the circle for to hitting him in the back , when I do I smelling burnt and all others are dead crispy crispy. I hide and hit him as he goes by then I sneak and finally kill spider master. This pleases me , so does the shiny shiny golds and gems, we going back to fortress to tell guards of our adventures and going to watch bastion sing songs and drinking many wine and eating treats of delite, other wood elf and other dragon man should be here tomorrow , this pleases me.